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broke up with the girlfriend because she was always up my ass about being colour blind and a dozen other things

too many grey flags

Just went to the doctor and found out I'm colour blind

Genuinely can't believe it, this has come completely out of the green

I was diagnosed as colour blind today.

It came completely out the yellow.

Today I got my eye exam and I failed the colour blind test.

It came out of the purple.

My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it

Perk of being colour blind

[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green...

...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

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