Colour Blind Jokes - 8 Hilarious Colour Blind Jokes

I just found out I’m colour blind

News came out of the purple.

I just found out I'm colour blind

The diagnosis came completely out of the green.

(Courtesy of a family member)

My colour blind friend is still upset with me.

I thought the Rubik’s cube was a great gift.

I just got diagnosed as colour blind!

I didn't expect that - it came straight out of the purple!

My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it

Perk of being colour blind

[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green...

...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

So the test results are in.

It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind.

Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink.

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