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broke up with the girlfriend because she was always up my ass about being colour blind and a dozen other things

too many grey flags

Just went to the doctor and found out I'm colour blind

Genuinely can't believe it, this has come completely out of the green

I was diagnosed as colour blind today.

It came completely out the yellow.

Today I got my eye exam and I failed the colour blind test.

It came out of the purple.

My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it

Perk of being colour blind

So the test results are in.

It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind.



Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink.

[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green...

...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

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