I was recently diagnosed with colour blindness.

It came out of the green.

Q: Why did God invent colour blindness?

A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.

[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green...

...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

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