There’s an airline crash in the Pacific. The only two survivors are a young man, Steve, and an unconscious young woman.
Steve finds the young woman clinging to a piece of debris. He tows her to a small, deserted atoll.
The young woman does not regain consciousness for a week. In the me...
What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch?
One knows how to cope without Vision.
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My wife and I recently agreed to a Hall Pass system, but she made such a stupid choice.
I told her that the two women I picked were Scarlett Johansson and Gal Gadot.
But instead of celebrity hunks, my wife went with the 2 guys who cut our grass.
Prom is near.
So prom is near. A couple named Jacob and Scarlet have been dating for a few months and Jacob asks her if she wants to go to prom.
"Of course!" she says. "But I require three things first. A limo, flowers, and you must wear a tux."
"Okay" says Jacob.
He has procrastinated t...
I've had bad luck with European women
Ginger Vitis -- such bad breath
Anna Phalaxis -- kept fainting
Anne Gina -- broken heart (her brother-in-law Arthur Itis was such a pain)
Di Abetes -- too sugary sweet
Pam Creatis -- made me sick to my stomach
Lauren Gitis -- too quiet
Rose Acea -- A bit ras...
Three friends are on a road trip...
They decide to stop for the night at the only hotel in town. As they get up to the reception desk, they are informed that there is only one room left and it's a queen. The three are comfortable enough with eachother and decide the minor inconvenience is worth not driving a few hours down the road ...