What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common?
They both lost their vision
At the end of a very strange day, a Jewish-turned Catholic man calls his Catholic friend to chat.
The moment the Catholic picks up, the former-Jewish man tells him that he had several people knocking at his door at two in the morning when he least expected it. The former Jewish man tells his friend that from his sleep-addled perspective, they strangely almost seemed like they were covered in sca...
I've had bad luck with European women
Ginger Vitis -- such bad breath
Anna Phalaxis -- kept fainting
Anne Gina -- broken heart (her brother-in-law Arthur Itis was such a pain)
Di Abetes -- too sugary sweet
Pam Creatis -- made me sick to my stomach
Lauren Gitis -- too quiet
Rose Acea -- A bit ras...
Prom is near.
So prom is near. A couple named Jacob and Scarlet have been dating for a few months and Jacob asks her if she wants to go to prom.
"Of course!" she says. "But I require three things first. A limo, flowers, and you must wear a tux."
"Okay" says Jacob.
He has procrastinated t...
Three friends are on a road trip...
They decide to stop for the night at the only hotel in town. As they get up to the reception desk, they are informed that there is only one room left and it's a queen. The three are comfortable enough with eachother and decide the minor inconvenience is worth not driving a few hours down the road ...
Burglar Meets Moses and Jesus
There was once a burglar that had been staking out a house for weeks. He finally decided to break in when we saw the tenants leaving for dinner date.
He then snuck in through a back door that he knew where the extra key was hidden. As he snuck through the house spotting his flashlight on what...