"G'Day mate, Aussie help line here..........What's the problem,.... Cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."
"Thanks mate, I hadnt thought of that. Bye."
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor.
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctione...