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Why can’t a farmer keep secrets on her farm?

Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.

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Why can't eggs keep secrets?

Because they tend to crack under pressure

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Why can't skunks keep secrets?

Because someone's always catching wind of them.

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How do sheep keep secrets?

They use bahhh-codes.

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