Keep Secret Jokes - 4 Hilarious Keep Secret Jokes

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Why can’t a farmer keep secrets on her farm?

Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.

Why can't eggs keep secrets?

Because they tend to crack under pressure

Why can't skunks keep secrets?

Because someone's always catching wind of them.

How do sheep keep secrets?

They use bahhh-codes.

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