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Coast Guards Jokes

A ship radios the German coast guard

Ship: Help we are sinking!

German coast guard: wot are you sinking about?

Guys wanna hear a military joke?

The coast guards

What’s the difference between a beach and a tarot deck?

One has coast guards, the other has ghost cards.

Jacob was a religious man.

He attended church regularly. He was a Deacon in his church. He raised his family to believe in the Lord, but never passed judgement on anyone, believing that judgement was reserved for God alone. When he saw others going astray he would keep his thoughts to himself, unless asked. In short, he alway...

The Tale Of The Faithful Man And The Rescue Boat

Once there was a boat sailing not too far from the shore of a town, when it capsized.

A rescue boat was sent out imediatly, but there was only room on board for half of the survivors. The coastguards descided to fill the boat up and then come back after for the remaining passengers, so they g...

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