One day, a general from each branch of the Armed Forces are sitting around arguing about which branch has the biggest balls. They decide to each try to prove that their branch has the biggest balls, so up steps the marine general who calls over a marine. "Marine, I want you to stand at attention in ...
A couple pirate jokes
(Couple good misdirection jokes) You: What's a pirates favorite military branch?
You: No yee dumbass, it's the coast guard.
You:What's a pirates favorite letter?
You: Aye, you think it be arr but it's the SEA! (C)