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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other...

"Oh, shit, I think we messed up the joke."

How do you fight a group of clowns?

You go for the juggler

My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns

I'm not certain, but I think he means It.

What should you do if you ever encounter a gang of murderous clowns?

Go for the juggler.

My friend asked me if I believe in killer clowns

I replied, "No doubt about IT"

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her father on "Take Your Kid to Work Day".

As they were walking
around the office, the young
girl started crying and getting
very cranky. Her father asked
what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered
round, she sobbed loudly:
"Daddy, where are all the
clowns that you said you
worked with?"

What do Clowns and moldy bread have in common?

They both taste funny.

How do clowns measure their money?

Pennywise.

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Timmy just loves clowns. Favourite thing in the world.

He's got clown bed spread, posters in his room, the whole shabang. Totally idolizes them

One day, Timmy sees that the big top circus is coming to town. He gets so excited that, when it finally arrived, he camps outside the ticket booth, waitimg to get the best seat in the house. And when he g...

Daddy, can we go see the clowns again?

For the last time, Billy, we are not visiting congress again.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich

The bartender says "wow, you don't see that every day! Man, what's your story?"

Th duck says "I'm a welder at the construction site across the street. I'll be here for a few months while we finish the building," and picks up his newspaper and starts reading. The bartender obviously wants to c...

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Why is it hard for clowns to get a blowjob?

Cuz they taste funny.

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The ultimate revenge ( long)

Melville was 10 years old and he loved clowns. When he heard that the circus was coming to town he did everything he could to convince his parents to take him so he could see the clowns. They eventually agreed and when the day arrived he was incredibly excited! He was on the edge of his seat with an...

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If big feet means big dick and big car means small dick...

Then no wonder people are so scared of clowns.

My father who comes from a long line of clowns just retired and wants me to continue the family legacy.

I've got some big shoes to fill

2020 is like living in the Stephen King novels The Stand and The Dead Zone at the same time.

If clowns show up next, thatโ€™s IT Iโ€™m outta here!

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I used to think that clowns doing the 1930โ€™s cream pie gag was hilarious

Until I realized that I too have also been creampied by clowns

The IT department at my work is full of clowns.

Bloody dancing clowns.

You're walking through the woods late at night, and come across a group of killer clowns. What's the best move to keep yourself alive?

Go for the juggler.

What is the name of the city ruled by clowns?

Honk-honk

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