Circus Clown Jokes - 7 Hilarious Circus Clown Jokes

An Oklahoma State Trooper pulls over a circus clown for speeding

The trooper asks the clown "Why were you driving so fast?" The clown says "I'm headed to Tulsa for a circus show and I don't want to be late." The trooper asks the clown "What do you do in the show?" "I'm a juggler" says the clown.

"Alright" says the trooper, "If you juggle for me here, I won...

I've just had to turn down a really good job offer, driving thirty world-famous circus clowns around on a UK tour next month.

I don't have a car small enough.

HOW DO YOU KILL A CIRCUS CLOWN??

A: Go for the juggler!

My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise.

His career is in the gutter.

My uncle was a circus clown . When he died everyone showed up.

In one car

My dad, grandad, great grandad and great great grandad were all circus clowns.

Not something I ever wanted to do. Their shoes were just too big to fill.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he passed

I remember all his friends came to the funeral.

 

In the same car.

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