An Oklahoma State Trooper pulls over a circus clown for speeding

The trooper asks the clown "Why were you driving so fast?" The clown says "I'm headed to Tulsa for a circus show and I don't want to be late." The trooper asks the clown "What do you do in the show?" "I'm a juggler" says the clown.

"Alright" says the trooper, "If you juggle for me here, I won...

My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise.

His career is in the gutter.

My dad, grandad, great grandad and great great grandad were all circus clowns.

Not something I ever wanted to do. Their shoes were just too big to fill.

My uncle was a circus clown . When he died everyone showed up.

In one car

HOW DO YOU KILL A CIRCUS CLOWN??

A: Go for the juggler!

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