His wife, sick of it: do you realize that if you had saved all this cigaret money you could have bought a ferrari by now ?
The man answers: well where's your ferrari ?
My tinder profile always has an unlit cigaret in it since i'm always searching for matches.
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So a man walks into a pharmacy..
And wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a roll of string on the counter. She says ...