Cigarette Smoker Jokes - 2 Hilarious Cigarette Smoker Jokes

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Bob loves tractors…

Bob’s wife threatens him with divorce if he doesn’t seek help for his obsession with tractors.

He fucking loves tractors. He has tractor-branded t-shirts, ties, socks, bags, glassware, posters, multiple subscriptions to various tractor magazines. You name it, he’s got it.

Fearing losin...

Do you smoke?

Non-smoker “Nah”

Cigarette smoker “Yeah”

Stoner “Smoke what?”

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