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A bear and a rabbit are arguing in the forest...

The genie is quite sick of hearing them so he decides to do something about it.

"Gentlemen!" He exclaims, popping up between them in a puff of sparkly blue smoke, "You are clearly not happy. So, to mitigate this, I shall grant each of you three wishes!"

"OH! OH! I shall go first!" The ...

Your Honor

I once went golfing. I couldn't even get par in a single hole, until I found this magical frog! It was sparkly, and when I picked it up, I felt a warm spike through my spine. All of a sudden, I hole-in-oned the rest of the holes. It was a lucky frog. It spoke to me, and said, "Go gamble!" Luckily, I...

Little Johnny went to the store with his grandma

On their way there, little Johnny saw a pretty postcard lying on the ground. He was about to reach for it, when his grandma stopped him and said,

"Don't pick up trash from the ground"

In the store little Johnny saw a sparkly candywrapper on the ground. He again was about to grab it, wh...

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