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Chemtrail Jokes

One thing I wonder about chemtrails is...

...what happens when they fall off the edge of the world?

I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore.

My flu shot must be kicking in.

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When are all of you people going to understand that the government...

AND companies like Bridgestone, Windsor Salt and Big Shovel are BRAINWASHING you into believing that winter and snow is real thing. It is completely FALSE and made up to KEEP us pinned down in our houses during the winters. I for one am SICK AND TIRED of being told that I need to shovel my driveway ...

The Twelve Days of Conspiramas

On the twelfth day of Conspiramas, my informant sent to me...

Twelve Chemtrails Trailing

Eleven Vaxxers Vaxxing

Ten Lizards Lording

Nine Eleven Plotters

Eight Illuminati

Seven RFID Implants

Six Fake Moon Landings

Five GMOs...

Four False...

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