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What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama?

Pardon me

Where's the best place for Edward Snowden to hide?

Wallstreet. No one there ever seems to get prosecuted.

The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia.

NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk.

Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden.

Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA.

Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.

How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration?

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