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What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole?

"Mr. President."

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Did somebody say limerick? (NSFW)

There once was a man from Bombay

Who fashioned a cunt out of clay

But the heat of his prick

Turned it into a brick

And it chafed all his foreskin away.

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(Can't take credit for that - I read it in a John Irving novel. *The Cide...

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