UPJOKE

King Charles III was a very good cello player when he was young.

He’s an Artist formerly known as Prince.

A cello player was found dead earlier this week. Police suspect he was murdered

They think the crime was orchestrated, but could not rule out a random act of violins

What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama?

One is a famous cello player


The other is a heinous fellow layer

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The Octopus Joke Retold

So this guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He is named the Amazing Octodad, seriously it's on his T-shirt. He heads to the bar, gets a beer and waits for the music to stop. A cute blonde gives a weird wtf look when a tentacle starts wriggling over to tickle her leg but Octodad just winks and says...

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