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Car Bomb Jokes

An American walks into an Irish pub, he asks the bartender for an Irish Car Bomb.

The bartender grimaces, "Excuse me?"

The man smiles, "It's a drink, you don't have those? Irish car bombs?"

The bartender lights up and replies, "Oh I have something similar, one moment!"

He then takes two tall shot glasses side by side, fills them with vodka, and lights them af...

Which car does a terrorist choose to plant a car bomb?

A Citroën C4.

I’m in Ireland for St. Patrick’s day and asked for an Irish Car Bomb.

The bartender began berating me about how much of an uncultured American I am, how I shouldn’t even be allowed to drink with the Irish, and really ripping into me because I got the name wrong. Apparently in Ireland the drink is called a 9/11.

What did the Irish Redditor say to the leprechaun after it got hit by a car bomb?

Wow, that blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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An American walks into a Belfast pub

Walks up to the counter and asks for an 'Irish car bomb'

Barman pours two tall shots of sambuca and lights them on fire and pushed them to the American who looks at him confused and says 'This isn't an Irish car bomb?'

Barman says 'No, its two towers, now fuck off'

In honor of Paul Walkers birthday I plan on having a Paul Walker shot

It’s an Irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball.

An American walks into a pub in Ireland

And orders an irish car bomb. Barkeep says "certainly, sir. What kind of car do you drive?"

My friend is a car bomber

But he’s doing it less, saying he’s cutting back on his “car bomb footprint”

(Idk not that good just thought of it)

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A couple Americans walk into a bar in Ireland...

They're being loud and rowdy, real frat-boy types, and they're starting to get on everyone's nerves. After a while they go up to the bar and yell for the bartender.

"Hey bartender, gimme an Irish Car Bomb!" one says.

Now, you can probably guess it's a bit of a faux pas to order this mi...

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