What do you call a madman who destroys a trillion bytes of data?

A Teraist

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah”, reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.

My dog ate my coding homework.

Took him a couple bytes.

How big is a clown's hard drive?

50 GiggleBytes

Mosquito bit me 8 times.

Mosquito bytes

A robot walks into a fancy restaurant and refuses to pay

It ran out of cache and it wasn't worth a few bytes.

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Computing Sandwich

A relative walks into my kitchen

As I have my sandwich, he stares intently, and asks if he is able to get a bite of my sandwich.

With some annoyance, I set aside 2 nibbles, on a white porcelain plate.

He glares at me, obviously dissatisfied at the portion that was provided.

A sculptor made a beautiful hard drive from mahogany...

but it was all bark and no bytes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How does software eat it's food?

By taking large bytes!

['90s] I just got a new computer.

It's called "The Tyson." It comes with two bytes and no memory.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

*Ba dum tss*

New Computer Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.