"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"

The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah”, reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

My dog ate my homework

It was on my laptop, so it took a couple bytes, but he got there in the end.

I just formed a grunge band and named it "1023 Megabytes"

... haven't gotten a gig yet though.

We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.

A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally wouldn’t have an excuse.

Because of the global pandemic, the teacher had to move the assignments online. Thinking of this student, she thought that he surely wouldn’t have an excuse anymore and would finally have to turn an assignment in.

But after the assignment was due and the teacher was done grading, she noticed...

How big is a clown's hard drive?

50 GiggleBytes

A sculptor made a beautiful hard drive from mahogany...

but it was all bark and no bytes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Mosquito bit me 8 times.

Mosquito bytes

How does software eat it's food?

By taking large bytes!

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

*Ba dum tss*

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?

It has two bytes and no memory

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