Bytes Jokes - 14 Hilarious Bytes Jokes

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"

The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

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In Madré Rossiya, it's illegal to manufacture storage drives with exact capacity of 1000 GigaBytes

Cause the KGB takes identity theft seriously

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I started a band called 999 MegaBytes...

We haven't got a gig yet...

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Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework

Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?

**Awkward silence**

Me: It took him a couple bytes

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Eight bytes walk into a bar...

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

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what do you call a really small computer file full of pastry recipes?

Little bytes

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I just formed a grunge band and named it "1023 Megabytes"

... haven't gotten a gig yet though.

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How big is a clown's hard drive?

50 GiggleBytes

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A sculptor made a beautiful hard drive from mahogany...

but it was all bark and no bytes

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Mosquito bit me 8 times.

Mosquito bytes

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How does software eat it's food?

By taking large bytes!

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Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?

It has two bytes and no memory

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

*Ba dum tss*

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A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally wouldn’t have an excuse.

Because of the global pandemic, the teacher had to move the assignments online. Thinking of this student, she thought that he surely wouldn’t have an excuse anymore and would finally have to turn an assignment in.

But after the assignment was due and the teacher was done grading, she noticed...

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