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A husband and wife are on a golf course

The wife swings and it cracks to the right nailing a house and smashing a window. Being responsible adults they went to apologize and pay for the damage. Upon knocking on the front door, the door opens wide up to a man with his arms crossed above a broken bottle. The man explains he’s a genie and ha...

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Change of Heart

A young couple who recently met are on a date in the park late one evening. They're getting ready to go home, but before they get in their car, the girl says she has to take a pee.

They don't see any public toilets. So the guy, being a gentleman, leads her to a nearby bush and tells her to d...

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