Burka Jokes - 9 Hilarious Burka Jokes

What is the opposite of a woman wearing a burka

A naked man wearing a blindfold

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Burkas are great

If you change wives, you can still keep the same photo on your desk.

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The most annoying part about having my wife and daughter wearing a burka, is the confusion.

Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife.

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Why did the little whale wear a burka?

For religious porpoises.

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My girlfriend asked me what she should wear...

"a reverse burka" I told her. "Whats that?" she asked. "it's when all you're wearing is a blindfold."

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Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia,

a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.

It's called Burka King.

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A Muslim lady was denied entrance into Mcdonalds today until she removes her hijab....

Should have gone to Burka king.

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My grandpa told me this joke and thought it was pretty funny.

What do you call a cow with a burka?
A mooslim

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An Arab kid talks to his dad [M]

An Arab kid talks to his dad
-Dad...
-Yes, son?
-Why do we wear this weird headscarf?
-It's called burnus and it protects our head from the desert sun.
-And Dad...
-Yes son?
-Why do we wear these weird robes?
-They're called burka, and it protects us from the desert heat.
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