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Bundy Jokes

Don't give off Bundy vibes

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Netflix has asked viewers to please stop referring to Ted Bundy as "Hot"

As he was electrocuted in 1989, they are fairly certain he has cooled off by now.

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[NSFW] What did Al Bundy say when asked wanted to try a dildo up the butt?

Uhhhh... no Peg.

Ted Bundy: Hey Jeff, got any ice cream in the freezer?

Jeffrey Dahmer: Nah man, only Ben and Jerry

What's Ted Bundy's best pick up line?

I saw you looking at me.

Dolphins are the Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom

Raping murdering psychopaths, but white women love them.

I was watching the Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix

When he was first arrested, the police departments from the different states got together in a hotel to have a conference and share knowledge with each other.


It was the world’s first Ted Talk.

What was Ted Bundy's last job?

Conductor

What did Ted Bundy order for his last meal?

Chick Fil a

*came up with that on my own. If you can improve on it feel free.

Ted Bundy was out one day having a lovely stroll with a lady friend.

They were walking through a gorgeous, secluded forest. After walking a while the sun was setting and it began to get dark.

The young lady turned to Ted and said, 'It's starting to look creepy here, I'm scared'.

Ted looked at her astonished and replied 'You're scared? How do you think ...

A man dies and goes to Heaven

As Jesus is giving him the tour, he notices something: “Why so many clocks?”

“Those are sin clocks.” Jesus explains, “Their movement represents every sin ever committed by everyone, every lie, fraud, and other untoward act, and each stops once they die. Fortunately, you’re a good man of fait...

I got a computer to analyse every episode of Married With Children and it developed sentience based on what it learned.

It's an AI Bundy.

This is an old joke but I really enjoy it....

Ted Bundy is walking through the forest with a young woman and the young woman looks back at Ted and says “It’s getting dark and I’m scared.”

Ted replies “You’re scared? I’m the one that has to walk back through here *alone*!

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What do women & dog shit have in common?

The older they become the easier they are to pick up

Al Bundy

I'm so sick of film spoilers.

If anyone tells me what happens in the new Ted Bundy film I'm going to kill them.

A really twisted joke

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

"Hi honey did you miss me?"

"With every bullet so far"

- Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy.
Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU

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