Brum Jokes

There was a child,
His teacher asked him to learn the first four letters of the alphabet,
He asked his mom for the first and she said “shut up” because she was on the phone,
He asked his dad for the second and he said “180!” because he was playing darts,
He asked his sister for the third... read more

One morning a guy wakes up and tells his wife that he is going to chop down 20 trees in the woods with his ax and that he will be done by suppertime. He works and works all day long, but can only chop down two trees. He is so tired that when he comes in for supper he goes right to sleep without eati... read more