An old professor of Particle Physics and his assistant were having beers at a pub in London when the conversation drifted to the experiments with the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland.
The assistant mentioned one of the wonderous things the famous particle collider can do. "The Collider can accelerate protons," the assistant began.
The professor smiled and said, "Yes, I've seen it do that, personally."
Surprised and intrigued that his mentor had worked with ...
What do you call a joint in Geneva?
A Swiss Roll
I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.
And then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva...
Donald Trump like his women like he likes his Geneva Conventions
Mostly ignored, but regularly violated.
Why are women legally obliged to cook for their husbands?
Because by the Geneva convention, all prisoners need to be fed and maintained in dignified conditions.
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The world's press gathers...
...at a press conference announced by the team at CERN in Geneva. The CERN spokeswoman steps up to the speaking podium and smiles broadly at the assembled reporters, microphones and cameras. She begins to speak.
“Thank you all for joining us today. We have some major announcements to make...
Lawyer’s wife is refusing to cook...
...After experimenting with various dishes for four days during the lockdown, the wife was not interested in cooking anything and wanted the husband to cook.
The wife asked the husband why are only wives expected to cook food for their husbands during the lockdown.
The lawyer husband s...
Wives are obligated to cook for their husbands.
According to the Geneva Convention, prisoners have a right to hot food!
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headq...