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what gets longer when pulled, fits between brests, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

A seatbelt.

What do a busy doctor and the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk have in common?

Both are Russian and trying to get rid of the Germs.

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