I’m going to move to France.

I have nothing Toulouse.

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My ex has some problem with her vagina and has to go to a city in France to get treatment

Its Toulouse.

My pants are French.

They are....Toulouse

What did the English general say after a successful bombing raid on a city in southern France?

Be careful. At this point, they don't have much Toulouse.

An unidentified aircraft gets intercepted by the French Air Force

The French Air Force calls the aircraft- "AIRCRAFT 20 MILES AWAY FROM TOULOUSE AIRPORT - YOU ARE BEING INTERCEPTED - RESPOND IMMEDIATELY"

No response.

They call again-
"AIRCRAFT 22 MILES AWAY FROM TOULOUSE AIRPORT - YOU ARE BEING INTERCEPTED - RESPOND NOW OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO SH...

Anyone tried the geoguessr game? I wanted to try a France only map with my friend..

.. but he hates Toulouse.

They always say pants from France are too tight....

....I'm not sure why. I always find French pants Toulouse.

Why did Napoleon conquer so much land?

Because he didn't have much Toulouse.

Why did the man leave the south of France?

He had too much Toulouse

The art of joke writing

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime...

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In the middle ages a French town was under siege by an army from Marseille.

The general of the invading army sent a message to the besieged defenders, "Surrender, you have nothing to lose, Marseille".

They replied, "We shall not surrender, we have too much, Toulouse".

There's so much corruption in French soccer.

One week I watched Paris play Nice and the next week they were obviously playing Toulouse.

Why should you never buy clothes from France?

Because they're always toulouse.

A Frenchman can't always win...

They have Toulouse.

A man runs up to the conductor of a train that is about to depart from a station in Paris...

A man runs up to the conductor of a train that is about to depart from a station in Paris. Panting, he asks the conductor:
"Excuse me, does this train go to Toulouse?"
"Non monsieur," replies the conductor.
"Zis train goes 'WOOOOT WOOOOOOT!'"

Why do French people hate remote controls?

They are too easy Toulouse.

On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone.

It's just Toulouse.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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