With all the NSFW jokes here lately, we could use a nice clean joke
A pharmaceutical salesman was staying at a bed and breakfast in a small town while on a business trip. The B&B was run by a kindly old gentleman and advertised three square "southern" meals a day and a relaxing country feel.
While the salesman was eating his breakfast, he noticed what app...
I want a pet turkey....
Days leading up to Thanksgiving I will feed it bread crumbs, onion, celery, some garlic cuz why not and a mix of other things....
Maybe replace some water with wine? mmmmm
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There was no bread at the grocery store,
so I bought a couple bags of bread crumbs and now have a weekend project.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale...
I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.
Theodore was feeding geese when his friend David walked by
Say there, Theodore, what are you doing?"
"Why, I'm feeding these here geese, David."
"I can see that, but why do you keep staring at the bread crumbs?"
"Well, David, what's good for a goose is good for a gander."
F*ck I killed him
A cyclist is riding through the park and suddenly a bird flies directly in his face. They both fall down on the road. When the cyclist realizes what just happened, he notices the bird laying almost dead, but still breathing. He doesn't have the heart to leave that poor bird die there so he takes it ...
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THE TAXMAN VISITS A RABBI
Its the end of the tax year, its time to do all the taxes. Dave the taxman walks into the Synagogue to discuss the tax returns. "What do you do with all the excess candle wax that melts? You know, you must burn a lot of candles in here you being Jewish and all?" Dave asks. "We collect it all ...