I got T-boned by a construction delivery truck the other day.

It came down like a ton of bricks.

What did Anakin Skywalker get after being boned by the Emperor?

Siithylis.

Found out about a mobile phone who got T-boned on the highway with a RAM.

The impact of the crash was so bad that he lost his memory.

Why did the skeleton download Tinder?

He wanted to get boned.

I made an obesity joke the other day and this woman came up to me afterwards, quite a big boned girl.

She said, "I think you're fatist!"


I said, "No. I think you're fattest."

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