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Shoulder Blade Jokes

What do you call a vampire’s shoulder blade?

Count Scapula

What do skeletons use to mug people?

A shoulder blade

Chic and Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five are plotting to destroy the world, and so former arch-enemies the Village People and the Beastie Boys put aside their differences to stop them

The slaughter is brutal and extremely exciting to watch, but finally, it ends in a showdown: Nile Rogers and Grandmaster Flash, laughing as they square up to the last surviving Beastie Boy and the last surviving Village Person.

He straightens his hard hat, draws his sword and charges at Nile ...

John Wick stabbed a guy in the shoulder.

He was left with a bad shoulder blade.

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An white American man and his wife just had their 20th wedding anniversary.

They decided that to celebrate the special occasion they would tattoo each other's name on their bodies. So, she gets Tom, her husband's name, tattooed on her shoulder blade.
Tom decides to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. He had to decide if he wanted it to be readable when his penis ...

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A woman with no arms and no legs...

A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting by herself, crying, on a park bench facing a lake just before sunset. A handsome young man wandered by and noticed the woman crying. He walks up to her and places a comforting hand on her shoulder, saying "What's wrong, ma'am?"

"Oh...", the young wo...

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