Why is it alright to debone a chicken

but boning a chicken gets you arrested.

What's the difference between a chicken and a pregnant woman?

You can't debone a pregnant woman.

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Sex lesson

An alternate phrase for the pull out method of birth control is “debone”.
It’s not very effective so it’s bad to debone.

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A priest goes fishing with his friend Maricio.

This his his first time, so his friend had to show him the basics. When the priest feels a bite, hooks the biggest fish Maricio has seen and reels it up, his friend is naturally surprised.

"Whoa. Look at that bastard."

The priest, naturally offended by his curse, is told by hi...

What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?

They can't be deboned.

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