Debone Jokes - 4 Hilarious Debone Jokes

Why is it alright to debone a chicken

but boning a chicken gets you arrested.

upvote

downvote

report

What's the difference between a chicken and a pregnant woman?

You can't debone a pregnant woman.

upvote

downvote

report

What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?

They can't be deboned.

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A priest goes fishing with his friend Maricio.

This his his first time, so his friend had to show him the basics. When the priest feels a bite, hooks the biggest fish Maricio has seen and reels it up, his friend is naturally surprised.

"Whoa. Look at that bastard."

The priest, naturally offended by his curse, is told by hi...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.