I finished my shopping, and proceeded to the checkout line.
In line ahead of me, there was an older lady who kept glancing at me. After a few moments she apologized, telling me that I reminded her of her daughter, whom she had just lost a few days ago in a car accident. I felt so horrible fo...
A man goes into confession on his way home from the gold course
Forgive me Father I have sinned.
*Tell me what happened son*
Well, I used the Lords name in vain. I was out golfing this morning and hit the most beautiful drive of my life, straight as an arrow, it must've carried 300 yards, right down the middle of the fairway.
*So you got a l...
What's the difference between a screw, a bolt and a nail?
I have never been bolted.
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10...
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.
They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining childr...