What do Rastas have that makes them fear bolted doors?
Dread-locks.
Two boys are in the woods...
...They were walking when they noticed two girls getting naked in a nearby pond. One kid bolted the other way and the other one chased after him. "Why did you leave man! That was the prime opportunity for us to see naked chicks!" Then the other kid said "well, my mom said if I ever see a naked girl...
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My Grocery Store Experience
5-7min read. Based on a true story.
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I was at the grocery store yesterday picking up some ingredients to make breakfast for the week. I already had a few essentials picked out like Milk, Eggs, & Bacon. Yes, Bacon is an essential. I moved to the cereal aisle but got stuck decidin...
A man goes into confession on his way home from the gold course
Forgive me Father I have sinned.
*Tell me what happened son*
Well, I used the Lords name in vain. I was out golfing this morning and hit the most beautiful drive of my life, straight as an arrow, it must've carried 300 yards, right down the middle of the fairway.
*So you got a l...
A Rabbi is Traveling.
On his way, he stops through the town of Trid. As he walks through the town, he notices how empty it is. All the windows are shuttered and the doors are bolted shut. Eventually, he makes it to the center of town, where he finds a man hurrying through the streets.
“Excuse me, sir!” the rabbi c...
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