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Boiling Water Jokes

RIP boiling water

You will be mist.

NSFW What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I just got laid and you expect me to be hard in3 minutes?!?

RIP boiling water

You will be mist.

5 Jokes about Boiling Water

1. Perhaps I shouldn't joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy.
2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies
5. One cannibal says ...

Why should you always melt chocolate over boiling water?

Because if you try and melt it under boiling water, you’ll die.

Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?

Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

The troubles of foreigners in Canada

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."

"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."

"Wait a...

I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water.

My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.

Are you boiling water?

Are you boiling water, because you make my noodle soft.

What did the tied up lobster fear more than boiling water?

Claw-Strophobia

What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?

A HIGH-POT-IN-USE

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot, cross bunnies.

Im getting really good at mixing boiling water and leaves together

I've got it down to a T

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