Body Building Jokes - 10 Hilarious Body Building Jokes

My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning

It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz

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My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course...

It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz

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Frankestain enters into a body building competition...

and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

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The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...

..."This is the whey"

(Sorry)

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Did you ever hear about the doctor who was so obsessed with body building that it killed him?

I think his name was Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between the winner of a body building competition and a coach potato?

One has a trophy for muscles and the other has muscle atrophy.

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I want to start body building.

I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers.

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What do you call a body building homeless man?

a hoBRO

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The bus driver

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.

No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six foot eight, built like ...

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A graduate student in psychology

A psychology graduate student working at a local university was sent on a field assignment to evaluate the mental condition of three patients in a local mental institution and assess their possibilities for reintegration into society.

The facility was well funded and nicer than the student ex...

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