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Incarnate Jokes

Satan Appears in a Church

A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon...

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Buddhist Monk...

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist Monk fall out of a plane.

The Buddhist Monk says, "It will be okay for we shall all be re-incarnated"

The Priest says, "It will be okay for we shall all meet in Heaven"

The Rabbi says, "Am I the only one who remembered we were going Sky-diving t...

The devil

One day the devil came to a church Ina burst of smoke and flame. He ran up and down the aisles shouting "Lucifer is my name!" "I am evil incarnate, the sum of all your fears!" An old man faced him, said "you don't scare me, I've been married to your sister for the last 48 years!"

What do you call the physical embodiment of Inti?

An INCArnate

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[Long] A rich man suffer from extreme arachnophobia, and is searching for a cure.

He calls the best scientist, psychiatrists and even folk healers, but no one of them is able to solve his problem.


Depressed, the man goes into a bar to drown his sorrows, and tell the bartender of his issue. The man begin to tell a tale he inherited from his grandpa: "Deep into the wo...

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