I read a joke about an alternate ending to Peter Pan where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter Pan back to London in a body bag.
Not very funny and quite dark, but it requires a dead Pan delivery
Undertaker's Woes
Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him, "What happened to you?"
"I’ve had a terrible day!" says Bob. "I had to go to a hotel where a guest had died in his sleep. When I got there the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had a hu...
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