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Blunts Jokes

I suspect that my son has been flushing his blunts down the toilet.

No wonder my water bill is so high.

I stuffed a bunch of blunts into the holes of a foam shoe and brought it to the party.

Sure I was popular, but I wish someone would have explained to me what a crockpot was before I came.

Burritos are like blunts

If you cant roll, get a bowl

My gf used my todo list to roll a blunt

She's high on my list of priorities

I told my family that there should be plenty of bongs and blunts at my funeral.

It’ll be a true wake and bake.

I snorted coke and meth, smoked four blunts, and injected heroin today...

...and this guy at the auction house is STILL saying im not the highest bidder.

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A sex addict, an alcoholic and a pot head die and arrive at the gates of heaven.

Jesus is standing there looking at them sternly he says, " I stand at these gates to judge the souls that have passed on. If you do not deserve to enter heaven then you will be cast to the fire filled depths of hell where you will spend all eternity in agony."

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Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?

Because they're good roll models.

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