I tried injecting drugs straight into my blood stream, thinking I would feel better afterwards...

but it was all in vein.

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Sharon & Tracey are walking home from the pub one night.

Sharon & Tracey are walking home from the pub one night.

As they turn the corner, they come across a circus in the field over the road that has closed up for the night. One of the main attractions, a huge 12 foot tall bull elephant with a 6 foot long penis could clearly be seen quietly ea...

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There was once a competition involving three gruelling tasks.

The participants had to do the following in immediate succession:

1)Drink five bottles of hard whiskey in one go.

2)Enter a room where there was a starving lion and pluck out its eyes with bare hands.

3)And then screw a very horny babe to her full satisfaction.

Many peop...

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Two men are out golfing one day and one decides to take a piss...

... the other man waits patiently, waiting for his friend to return from the bushes. All the sudden, he hears his friend yelp followed by his friend dashing from the bushes.

The man who was waiting started to freak out and asked his friend what had happened.

His friend responded with "...

Timmy the Turtle...

Timmy the turtle climbed the tree with a glint in his and fierce determination. Finally, standing on the edge of a branch, he jumped and flapped his little legs as fiercely as he could. He hit the ground with a sickening thud and laid there for a few moments before heading back to the tree, blood st...

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