There are over 60,000 miles of arteries, veins and capillaries in the human body. If you took all of yours and laid them end-to-end,
"If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die." -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
A guy died from arteries clogging.
The doctors' efforts were in vein.
The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries.
They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*.
My girlfriends health
A number of years ago my girlfriend was having these terrible headaches.
She goes to the doctors, and they tell her it's a sinus issue. Another month goes by and she sees her Dr. again, and they do more blood work on her, and it's discovered to be temporal arteritis. Which is basically enlar...
Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?”
“Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.
“And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants for makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that true,?”
“Sure is, Patrick.”
“And that a lady sued McDonald’s for millions when sh...
What causes black-belt heart attacks?
My wife asked if I would donate my kidney to her if she ever needed it. I said I would but there's strings attached.
..and veins and arteries.