Red Blood Cells Jokes - 7 Hilarious Red Blood Cells Jokes

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Apparently the horniest women lack the most red blood cells. Damn..

Anaemia chick like that.

TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O".

I guess you can call it a typo.

Why should red blood cells never say 'jesus christ!'

Because you never take the lord's name in vain

Two red blood cells fell in love

Alas it was in vein

Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"

The other says "Coagulations!"

If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic

Let that sink in

What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates?

Hemogoblins.

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