The husband has to go through inspection. He asks his blonde wife to see if the rear blinkers work...
No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes!
If you ever feel worthless, just remember
It's someones job to install blinkers on BMW's
Lada breaks down on the autobahn...
... Driver gets out only to see someone pull up in a Porsche Cayenne. Cayenne driver asks him does he need a tow. Lada driver replies with a "Yes. I will turn my right blinker on to tell you that you are going too fast." After a few hundred meters, a person in a Lamborghini Urus speeds by.
The Blonde and the Blinker
Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
The oil change shop tried to scam a customer by telling him that his car needed "blinker fluid"
The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"
This is a son and a father in a car and the father says:
Father: Son, can you check if the car blinker is working
The son goes to the front of the car and starts looking at the car blinkers.
Father: Okey, is it working?
Son: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.
My friend said his cars blinkers only work 50% of the time
I asked if they kept turning on and off
My brother asked me if his blinkers still worked
Yes no yes no yes no yes no...
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde.
He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
If you ever feel useless in your life..
Remember there is a guy at BMW factory, installing blinker lights.
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.
After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the m...
Technically, eye drops are “blinker fluid”
Mechanics might disagree, but...
...eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.
You don't see that everyday.
A man was driving his ferrari down a country road when a farmer flagged him down and said that his tractor died in a field and needed a little help. The man agreed to help tow the farmer's tractor back to his farm. They agreed that the tractor's left blinker meant speed up and the right blinker mean...
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The Lord moves in mysterious ways
But you don't have to, so use your fucking blinkers
Recent studies show that electric vehicles made by BMW have a ten percent better battery life.
Because they don't waste electricity by using their blinkers.
If you ever feel like your ideas aren't worthwhile...
remember that somebody at BMW once proposed that blinkers should be installed in their vehicles.
Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution
A man is driving down the road when he sees a sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 3 miles." He is intrigued.
A short time later, he sees another sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 1 mile." He slows down a little to give himself a litt...
I think I can read minds
because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker
Many countries make prisoners do labour that's of no use to anyone.
In Britain, prisoners would climb a treadwheel that turned a fan.
In Russia, prisoners would break rocks in the Siberian wasteland.
And in Germany, prisoners are forced to fit the blinkers to BMW cars.
[OC] What's the difference between a BMW and a horse?
Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.
If nothing is faster than the speed of light
Why did I see that Asian lady turn before I saw her blinker
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I saved a mans life today. He was choking.
So i took my hands off his throat.
and said, "dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."