The oil change shop tried to scam a customer by telling him that his car needed "blinker fluid"

The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"

My friend said his cars blinkers only work 50% of the time

I asked if they kept turning on and off

How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck:

STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.

You don't see that everyday.

A man was driving his ferrari down a country road when a farmer flagged him down and said that his tractor died in a field and needed a little help. The man agreed to help tow the farmer's tractor back to his farm. They agreed that the tractor's left blinker meant speed up and the right blinker mean...

The Blonde and the Blinker

Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

My brother asked me if his blinkers still worked

Yes no yes no yes no yes no...

If you ever feel useless in your life..

Remember there is a guy at BMW factory, installing blinker lights.

The Jungle

A teacher asks a student : Billy, if you were being chased by a lion in the jungle what would you do ?

Billy : I would confuse him.

Teacher : How ?

Billy : I'd turn the right blinkers on my truck but i'd turn left.

If you ever feel like your ideas aren't worthwhile...

remember that somebody at BMW once proposed that blinkers should be installed in their vehicles.

Too much drinking!

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After wh...

Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution

A man is driving down the road when he sees a sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 3 miles." He is intrigued.

A short time later, he sees another sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 1 mile." He slows down a little to give himself a litt...

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The Lord moves in mysterious ways

But you don't have to, so use your fucking blinkers

Recent studies show that electric vehicles made by BMW have a ten percent better battery life.

Because they don't waste electricity by using their blinkers.

Many countries make prisoners do labour that's of no use to anyone.

In Britain, prisoners would climb a treadwheel that turned a fan.

In Russia, prisoners would break rocks in the Siberian wasteland.

And in Germany, prisoners are forced to fit the blinkers to BMW cars.

[OC] What's the difference between a BMW and a horse?

Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.

I think I can read minds

because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker

If nothing is faster than the speed of light

Why did I see that Asian lady turn before I saw her blinker

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I saved a mans life today. He was choking.

So i took my hands off his throat.

and said, "dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."