A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

What did the blonde say when asked if her blinker worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck:

STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.

The oil change shop tried to scam a customer by telling him that his car needed "blinker fluid"

The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"

My friend said his cars blinkers only work 50% of the time

I asked if they kept turning on and off

You don't see that everyday.

A man was driving his ferrari down a country road when a farmer flagged him down and said that his tractor died in a field and needed a little help. The man agreed to help tow the farmer's tractor back to his farm. They agreed that the tractor's left blinker meant speed up and the right blinker mean...

Drops

Technically, eye drops are “blinker fluid”

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.  The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the ma...

The Blonde and the Blinker

Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

If you ever feel like your life is useless, just remember

that it's someone's job to install blinkers into BMW's

If you ever feel useless in your life..

Remember there is a guy at BMW factory, installing blinker lights.

Mechanics might disagree, but...

...eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.

If you ever feel like your ideas aren't worthwhile...

remember that somebody at BMW once proposed that blinkers should be installed in their vehicles.

Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution

A man is driving down the road when he sees a sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 3 miles." He is intrigued.

A short time later, he sees another sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 1 mile." He slows down a little to give himself a litt...

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The Lord moves in mysterious ways

But you don't have to, so use your fucking blinkers

Why did the BMW driver go blind?

Because he didn't use his blinkers.

Recent studies show that electric vehicles made by BMW have a ten percent better battery life.

Because they don't waste electricity by using their blinkers.

Many countries make prisoners do labour that's of no use to anyone.

In Britain, prisoners would climb a treadwheel that turned a fan.

In Russia, prisoners would break rocks in the Siberian wasteland.

And in Germany, prisoners are forced to fit the blinkers to BMW cars.

I think I can read minds

because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker

[OC] What's the difference between a BMW and a horse?

Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.

If nothing is faster than the speed of light

Why did I see that Asian lady turn before I saw her blinker

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I saved a mans life today. He was choking.

So i took my hands off his throat.

and said, "dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."

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Shut Up, Manners, and Poop are cruising down the road...

Shut Up is driving, Manners is in the passenger seat and Poop is having a blast sitting in the back. Poop keeps getting close to the open window and Manners tries to warn him but it's too late; Poop flies right out the window. Shut Up waits until it's safe and then pulls the car over. He tells Manne...

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