What does a flasher have in common with a Vietnamese ATM?
They both whip out their dong in public
Flasher on Hollywood Blvd (Jewish area)?
A flasher has been doing his thing on Hollywood Blvd exposing himself to several women.
After a while, he comes across an elderly Jewish lady. He looks around for any police, none in sight, so he goes up to her & opens his coat,
The Jewish lady looks him up & ...
Ive heard the local flasher was due to retire..
But hes decided to stick it out for another year
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Flasher and the 3 Nuns
My virgin post. Sorry if this is a repost but I still find this funny after decades.
3 nuns were walking in a park when a man in a raincoat jumped out of the bushes and exposed himself to the 3 nuns.
The first nun gasped and had a stroke. The second nun gasped and also had ...
Irish Cop and a Flasher
*Said best with alternating Irish accents*
One day an old Irish beat cop on the streets of Belfast is arresting a flasher for the 25th time. He says, Angus, I’ve arrested you 25 times over the years, once a year for every year I’ve been a beat cop, but I’m retiring this month and I think you ...
A flasher flashes two old women sitting on a park bench
One old lady has a stroke.
The other couldn’t reach.
A flasher walked up to three old ladies who were sitting on a bench...
A flasher walked up to three old ladies who were sitting on a bench. The first one had a stroke. The second one had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.
Some people say it's sick & perverted to be a flasher...
...but I think it shows a lot of balls!
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Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn...
Pete the serial flasher was thinking of retiring -
- but he's gonna stick it out for another year.
Why are flashers always so poor?
Because they're only doing it for the exposure.
Two nuns walking through the park were confronted by a flasher.
The 85-year-old nun immediately had a stroke. The younger one didn't touch it.
A car gets a flat tire
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lif...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of cleaning up his act?
He changed his mind and decided to stick it out another year.
The Three Old Ladies & the Flasher
Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week
but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas.
A Man Driving Down The Street Sees a Penguin
Apologies in advanced for spelling and grammar as I’m on my phone.
A man is driving down the street and sees a penguin on the side of the road. Curious he decides to pull over and pick it up. About that time a local police officer sees the two of them and decides to pull behind him as he’s l...
Do flashers have dreams
where they leave the house and suddenly realize they’ve got their pants on?
Three elderly ladies sitting on a park bench
Three very old ladies were sitting on a park bench together on a lovely sunny day when a flasher stopped at the end of their bench, faced them and exposed himself!
Well the old lady closest to him took a look and immediately had a stroke! Then the lady in the middle of the bench also looked t...
When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."
One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.
Then breaking through the flu...
[blonde] Two girls were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?"
The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."
"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"
The blonde turned around again. "Yes... no... yes... no...yes..."
On a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood bar, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of ot...
It's so cold outside...
...the local flasher just described himself to me
Car broke down.
While driving to work one day, a man's car breaks down. He eases it over to the shoulder and gets out. He pops open the trunk and two naked men in trench coats hop out, walk a few feet behind the car and start opening and closing their coats.
Naturally, this causes a pileup, which brings out ...
3 Soldiers are training for the army
3 Soldier are training for the army when their Commander ask each one of them the same question :
Commander : "If you are being pursued by an helicopter and you are in the drivers seat of a Jeep, what do you do to escape the emminent attack ?"
The first soldier answers : "Welp, I th...
What can happen when a car breaks down?
A woman's car breaks down on a busy highway. She manages to ease it over to the shoulder and gets out and opens the trunk.
Immediately two men clothed only in trench coats leap out and begin to open and close their coats, exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic.
Pretty soon a polic...