Two guys, Jim and Dwight, were out for a hike. While on their jaunt they came across a pitch black hole the size of a minivan. Amazed Dwight walked carefully to the edge. He looked into the utter darkness and exclaimed "Woah! Hey Jim, how deep do you think this goes??"
Why could the vet not save the hyperactive goat?
Because the goat was bleating out too fast.
(Long) A thirsty man got himself lost in the desert...
and was searching for water. After countless hours searching and hoping, he came upon a well with a big opening. He peered inside... squinted... but couldn't see a thing down there. He looked around and found a small pebble and tossed it in. He then listened closely for any sign of a splash or...
Why should you muzzle a wounded sheep?
To help stop the bleating
Two men are walking the woods.
They come across a large hole the ground, several meters across and apparently bottomless.
After examining the hole for a moment, they decide to throw something into the hole to see how long it takes for it to hit the bottom. The first man throws in a pebble, and after a long pause hears noth...
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Two Amish men want to sell part of their brood of chickens
So, they decide to make their way to the market in the center of a large town nearby.
The younger of the two men has never been outside their small community, and is subsequently very excited and also quite nervous.
Rather than taking a full horse and buggy, they decide to ride a don...