How do you test if two Central Europeans can hear you?
Czech 1, Chez 2
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop.
The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.
”The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn’t smell like co...
Apple pie and coffee
A Russian man has been taught a phrase by his friend so that he can order food at the local restaurant.
Each day on his lunch break he goes to the same place and orders “ah pull pi and cough yeh”
One day he asks his friend to please teach him something else because he is so tired of ...
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