Bird Strike Jokes - 2 Hilarious Bird Strike Jokes

I often hear of aircraft been taken out of action by bird strikes.

What I want to know is, what does their union even want?

Europeans have been testing aircraft engines against bird strikes for a long while, using a cannon which launched (deceased, obviously) chickens at the aeroplane.

Eventually, the Americans decided they needed to test their engines tbe same way. So they brought a device over and started testing. No matter how resilient they made the engines, they always failed. After months of testing, they gave up and sent for a European engineer to advise on what wad wrong.<...

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