A man is wandering around deep in the forest when he comes upon a strange looking pub...
The man walks inside and is immediately greeted by the barkeep.
"What can I get you?" he asks.
"I'll just have a beer," the man replies.
"We're all out of beer," the barkeep says. "However, I do have another drink I can offer you... the Elixir of the Forest Elves!"
A child who loved tractors (sorry if it’s a repost, haven’t seen it yet)
There was a young boy born to a family of farmers, his name was Ryan.
From a very early age he was amazed by all the machinery on his farm, but especially the tractors, his father owned four, each unique to their tasks. The large red one for the tonnes of wheat, the slightly smaller green one...