Bill Hicks Jokes

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —*Jerry Seinfeld*

“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —*Rita ... read more

Do you guys know how much vomit it takes to fill up a pool?

(*Bill Hicks?)

...they should be protesting cemeteries.

Credit to Bill Hicks.