Adherent Jokes - 3 Hilarious Adherent Jokes

What do the cultists of Elmer's Glue refer to themselves as?

Adherents.

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I tried to start the Church of Teflon

but I couldn't find any adherents.

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A time traveler meets with an ancient Jewish Bibical author.

After a brief introduction, having convinced the scribe of his identity, the time-traveler launches into an excited speech:

"Rabbi, do you know that in the future, your writings will spawn off other religions that in turn would make most of the world's population adherents of the Abrahamic fa...

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