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A guy walks into a pet shop, looking to replace his lost wife. Immediately, a parrot befriends him....

Parrot says, "I love you, you're the greatest!"
Having just had lost people close to him, he is enamored.
"Come home with me," he says,
Parrot says, "Please!"
After bringing the parrot home and securing it in a safe space, Parrot says:
"I hate it here. You're an asshole."
This bant...

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A girl befriends a boy at school

What's your name - she asks

Dick - he replies - it's short for Richard

How does one get Dick from Richard - ask the girl curiously

One askes nicely for it - replies the boy

Anybody see that movie about the dog who befriends a dolphin?

A Dog's Porpoise

An Old Guy Befriends a Woman in a Nursing Home

This old guy sits down next to a woman in a nursing home and tells her his wife died and asks if he could sit with her and hold her hand like his wife used to. She said it would be ok. After a little while he asks her if she could put her hand in his pants pocket like his wife used to do. She doesn...

A couple of elders pass away together.

They meet in Paradise. They have a nice three rooms suite in a beautiful hotel with a cute view on the lake.

She has miles and miles of shops with women stuff and befriends a few fine ladies to hang out with.

He goes to a pub, meets nice men to play card with. Beer is fresh and a coupl...

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White Baby

A [white] missionary is captured by a tribe of natives in the heart of Congo. He is left to wonder around camp, and eventually befriends the chief's daughter. Now, those indians live by herding sheeps across the plains. And so, one day, the missionary and the chief's daughter have sexy time in the m...

Haven't posted for a while, so here it goes... A wild rabbit is captured...

and taken to a laboratory. While there he befriends a rabbit who has spent his entire life at the nicotine research facility. One evening the lab assistant forgets to lock the cage, and the wild rabbit suggests an escape. "I'm not sure," says the lab rabbit. "This is the only home I know."
"Come ...

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