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Backstab Jokes

Q: What's the plural for "backstab"?

A: The Roman Senate

An elderly Chinese man is on his deathbed. To his three sons he produces a small bundle of chopsticks… “My sons…” he murmurs, “these chopsticks…”

“I know, father!” says the eldest son. “These chopsticks are like your children, right?” The father shakes his head. “These chopsticks…” he tries again.

“I know, father!” says the middle son. “When we are united, we are unbreakable, right?” He begins with flex the bundle and true enough they...

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My ex wife was an acupuncturist…

Divorced her because she was a backstabbing bitch.

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If Herodotus was a vlogger

It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!

So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.

Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...

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A man cheats on his wife...

A man is bored with his marriage, mostly his non-existent sex life, so he decides to have an affair.

One day after work he goes to a street corner and one of the prostitutes says "What will it be, Martin?"
The man doesn't know how the prostitute knows his name, but he figures why not go ...

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