Q: What's the plural for "backstab"?

A: The Roman Senate

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My ex wife was an acupuncturist…

Divorced her because she was a backstabbing bitch.

I can't believe someone would call me a backstabbing scoundrel.

I am not a backstabber.

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If Herodotus was a vlogger

It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!

So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.

Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...

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A man cheats on his wife...

A man is bored with his marriage, mostly his non-existent sex life, so he decides to have an affair.

One day after work he goes to a street corner and one of the prostitutes says "What will it be, Martin?"
The man doesn't know how the prostitute knows his name, but he figures why not go ...

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