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A boss said to his secretary

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you and I’ll make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 dollars on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up I’ll be done."

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend to ask for advice. The boyfriend says, "Ask him for $...

I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker".

It was sound advice.

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