"Have the double reed players arrived?" the conductor asked...
The flautist responded, "Not yet... Bas-soon."
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
John Cleese talks about the terror threat levels of nations
The English are concerned about the recent increase in terrorist activities, and have therefore raised their security level from “miffed” to “peeved.” If the threats continue to grow, the security levels may be raised to “irritated” or even “a bit cross.” (The English have not seen “a bit cross” sin...
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