Sar Jokes

...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.

Suddenly all the hotties from Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, Janssen, Sinovac and Novavax surround Covid.

Ebola asks Sars, "Why is Covid getting all the attention?"

Sars replies, "This is what happens when you go viral."

...although we really shoulda predicted it, the sequel is always worse than the original

I guess you could call the disease it causes "CO*R*VID-19," eh?

I asked my 16 brothers and sisters and they couldn’t think of anything either

With a pair of Caesars.

A sar-chasm

It was the SARS cabinet.

In his Sar-coffee-gus

A sar-chasm.

They always have sarCHASM

A man just back from a long trip through the tropics starts feeling very unwell. He goes to see his doctor, but passes out in the office and is rushed to hospital for tests.

The man wakes up alone in a private room, feeling awful, wondering what is happening to him. Soon, a phone by his bed r... read more

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital. After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER do... read more